the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Randomize
