I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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