i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
