how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
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