talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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