He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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