Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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