She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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