The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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