Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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