what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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