I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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