Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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