Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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