Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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