You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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