OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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