yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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