You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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