come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
