There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
In America we eat man semen.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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