I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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