i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
