Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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