Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Shame - the story of my life.
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