What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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