He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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