i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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