No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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