I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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