turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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