Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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