so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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