I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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