All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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