SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
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