I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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