so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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