my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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