It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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