fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Randomize
