The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So here I am, sexting at work.
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