my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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