we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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