you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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