OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Randomize