when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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