My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Randomize
