Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
