I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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