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I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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