Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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