So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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