So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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