pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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