I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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